Triple Feature Tuesday: Great Moments in Gay Vampire History!
1. Lifeforce (1985)
Brent Spiner’s Patrick Stewart impersonation. This man is a god.
Absolutely and unequivocally yes.
I had been reading on LeVar’s twitter that he was seeing Sir Patrick perform and I was hoping so hard there would be a picture and then, I get this. And I clicked on it and held my breath for like, ever, and then I exploded. And then I melted into a pool of hot goo that really wanted to crawl all over Patrick Stewart’s face and penis.
Damn. And that’s some fine facial hair.
(Edit: Sometimes I think about what would happen if I ever met Patrick Stewart and what if he knew about the disgusting ways I have objectified him in the past and would he want to make out with me still?)
And because I’m in a good mood, here’s a great scene for Jeffrey, one of the greatest GLBT movies of all time.