Triple Feature Tuesday: Great Moments in Gay Vampire History! 

1. Lifeforce (1985)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

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Brent Spiner’s Patrick Stewart impersonation. This man is a god. 

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iamlemonpepper:

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Absolutely and unequivocally yes.

therealkatiewest:

(via Backstage earlier today… #Bydhttmwfi by LeVar Burton (levarburton) on Mobypicture)

I had been reading on LeVar’s twitter that he was seeing Sir Patrick perform and I was hoping so hard there would be a picture and then, I get this. And I clicked on it and held my breath for like, ever, and then I exploded. And then I melted into a pool of hot goo that really wanted to crawl all over Patrick Stewart’s face and penis.

Damn. And that’s some fine facial hair.

(Edit: Sometimes I think about what would happen if I ever met Patrick Stewart and what if he knew about the disgusting ways I have objectified him in the past and would he want to make out with me still?)

Yeeeeeessss!

Sorry, Count, only Patrick has the power.

And because I’m in a good mood, here’s a great scene for Jeffrey, one of the greatest GLBT movies of all time.

Patrick Stewart singing The Alphabet Love Song.  Now all we need is for him to do “L-O-V-E” and my life will be complete.